What in tarnation is asinine poetry?!
asinine poetry is the journal of asinine poetry, a weekly publication of asinine poetry, poetry that is, shall we say, asinine. To wit: Not necessarily bad; mostly kinda funny.
Well, everything else in our culture has become asinine, from our music to our language to our leaders, so, hey, why not some fries with that grilled cheese sangwich? Milk? One might argue that human culture is asinine enough already, but then that would really bum our high.
Golly, I wrote a poem. Can I send it in?
Why the heck not?! As long as it's asinine, dear friend — which is not as easy as it would seem. Or, at least, we try to convince ourselves of that. Send in your poem(s), no more than 50 lines, and prose, 1,000 words max. (it's not the readers' ADD we worry about, it's ours), by clicking on the slice of pie above, all to way to your right. Include your work in the body of the e-mail. No attachments will be opened! We reserve the right to edit your work to make it more asinine. You will be notified if and when your work will be posted. For more details on submissions, go here. Oh, and stop calling me Golly.